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One and Done from D And C Medical Marijuana
“With a name like “One and Done,” we expected a definitive one-hit wonder, strong as “Come On Eileen,” or “Ice Ice Baby”. What we found was actually a D&C version of caviar, without the hash oil infusion prior to bubble hash cover. Ours arrived with a hoppy pinewood aroma, and pre-ground. It was gummy and showed a slight purple base, but overall, looked like the sort of filth you might find in the couch, and toss. That said, make sure your significant other or roommate knows that it’s medicine.” Continue reading
Posted in Cannabis, Hash, Hybrid
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Juliet from The Green House
“It is the east, and Juliet is the sun.” – So Romeo describes his chimerical beauty. He may as well have been assessing a rare but locally prevalent hybrid by the same moniker. After all, Juliet’s cross-country union of NYC Diesel and Cinderella 99 is unorthodox as a Montague romancing a Capulet on the streets of Verona. Thankfully, the bud by any other name would still smell sweet, pine and hoppy. Ours arrived from The Green House with unbelievable sugar cover, bengal orange hairs, and sticky grind. Continue reading
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Pineapple Sage Shatter from Alternative Wellness Center
“You can be sitting in a chair and safe one instant,” a critic wrote, “and then the world is spinning around you in the next.” It certainly showed; they looked like the world was shaking them down. Dosage didn’t really matter in the end, though. We were all goners, jettisoned in deep space.” Continue reading
Posted in Concentrates, Wax/Shatter
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Wild West from 303 Seeds
“Much like the City Slickers movies, Wild West is the kind of strain that can make you careen into your mid-life crisis if you’re on the verge of one. It inspires self-contemplation through a gigantic lens, big enough to cripple even the largest brute of a man. Then again, it might be a perfect panacea for the philosophical saddle-sores of a long cattle drive.” Continue reading
SAGE from Boulder Medical Marijuana Dispensary
“A slurred speech and disheveled appearance became difficult to disguise. With such an up and down, we reckon that’s where S.A.G.E’s real “equilibrium” lies: not just genetics, but in the definitive crossover from the racing sativa high to a buzzing body…” Continue reading