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Pandora’s Box from New Options Wellness
“Pandora’s Box was so named for spectacle of terror unleashed upon the world when an innocent woman became curious…the analogy could be aptly applied to a cannabis flower, starting with the large jar, or even referencing its contents. But the important part of the legend, is that the evils were irreversible. While it can’t last forever, the strain, P.B., is known for its drawn out, full-body experience, much like the unleashed evils according to legend.” Continue reading
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Blurple from Beyond Broadway
“Blurple came dressed in a bluish purple, a feathery bud of “early-90’s gray hypercolor,” in a crystal THC coat. Her aroma was overwhelmingly grape, with currants and tart berries. Hints of curry accompanied the grind…” Continue reading
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Tagged berry, beyond broadway, blurple, fruity, Indica, thc
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Armageddon from Dank LLC
“No doubt most veteran connoisseurs will probably pack a bowl when they learn the world is about to end. A good candidate for such an occasion is Armageddon, a strain renowned for its floating relaxation. Quite appropriately, our sample from Dank LLC was immersed in dense, fiery orange hairs…” Continue reading
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Durban Poison from D & C Medical
“It’s sort of ironic that the following for Durban Poison is a little like those who enjoy black licorice. Given the rarity, fans of the strain will latch on–sometimes calling several dispensaries–looking for the South African delicacy. Anyone can buy a sativa, after all, but not every sativa is 100% pure, with the exotic essence of star anise, recognizable from 20 feet away.” Continue reading
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Willy’s Wonder from Green House
“We were soaring–but not in the dysfunctional way. Thematically, we’d been studying stress’ adverse effect on pain. Things like unfinished projects, unpaid bills, and other situational crises were all noted beforehand as adding stress to our daily lives. As for soothing those nerves, WW was wonderful.” Continue reading
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